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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

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But I think it’s just pop psychology.

2. Greek Restaurant

I went to a Greek restaurant with my family for my birthday, and they refused to sing "Happy Birthday" to me. The best they could was hummus a song.

3. What type of container ship is painless to sail on?

Panamax.

4. Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a frog?

They say he is going to croak.

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6. How come they call it "living in the Arctic"...

...and not "ice-olation"?

7. How do you get Pikachu’s attention?

Pokémon the shoulder.

8. Can anyone tell me?

Why do meteorites always land in craters?

9. My friend tells me their home has a laundry shoot.

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